Are you up to the test!?

Unbeknownst to most of you out there I've been looking for a miniature sidekick for quite a while and the closing date for applications ended without a single reply to the advert I put up in the window of my local post office. Imagine my surprise when I was woken in the middle of the night by the phone ringing, upon answering it I was gruffly informed 'I'll will see you tomorrow about the sidekick position!' by a mysterious caller who then hung up.

Sure enough an applicant arrived today, a Mr.Vegeta from the planet Vegeta! Very exciting. Hello Vegeta. That's Prince Vegeta to you human scum. Oh dear, I think we've got off on the wrong foot. Have you brought along your CV? I would not waste my time upon such trifling thing. Oh well the ad did clearly state.... I am the greatest in the Universe, surely those are qualifications enough. Greatest in the Universe? Yes there are none mightier than I. What about Goku, Frieza, Cooler, Cell, Buu or Baby? Haven't they all defeated you in the past? Flukes! Every last one of them, I am Vegeta, lord of the Saiyans, the greastest warrior who has ever lived. *I doubt that*.

So how was your commute in? I flew, like a true Saiyan would. Wow, who did you fly with? Virgin, EasyJet? Of course not imbecile, I flew under my own power. *Me thinks Vegeta is a bit mental* So do you have any family? Yes, but I do not like them. Oh dear, problems at home.? Indeed, but when I move in here I'll have my own space away from them.

You move in here permanently? Where would you sleep? Well I'd have the bed and you could have the settee. You'll have to greatly impress me in this interview Vegeta! Impress you I will. I must say im impressed with your hair, how long do you have to gel it in the morning? Only 3 or 4 hours. Oh, bit of a ball ache that. True, but its worth it. *It really is*.

Okay, moving past that, what would your articles be about? Well, obviously plenty about myself, such as 'How Vegeta is better than Goku', 'Vegeta, better than God?' and 'How your life is incomplete without Vegeta in it', just to give you an idea. Or possibly more technical articles 'How the Galet Gun is superior to the Kame Hame Ha'. So only articles that people who watched Dragonball Z or GT would understand. Yes that would be correct. Hmmm, you see here on TITGIMB we deal more with rants about idiots, sales people, top people to go drinking with, things or that nature. Well as my sidekick I'd soon put an end to that kind of foolishness. My sidekick? The position is as MY sidekick Vegeta. You would have Vegeta working for a lowly human, this is an outrage! *At this point Mr.Vegeta lunged at me and was escorted from the premises, his wife later rang aplogising for letting him leave the house unsupervised*

That didn't go exactly as planned, who would have thought placing an ad for a miniature sidekick would bring out the weirdos? Oh well, it was a nice change of pace as im used to being on my lonesome here at the blog. Maybe someday I'll find a sidekick who is somewhat stable.