The Girl That Works In Greggs
Have you seen that girl that works in Greggs?
The one with long blonde hair and lovely legs?
Her face is so lovely, so emotive
my buying ginger buns there has an ulterior motive
Her name is Linda or possibly Sheena
oh how I'd love to squeeze her
You'll think im a total berk
but ive changed my route to work
I pass by there every day at quarter past eight
all these buns are starting to effect my weight
She smells like the pasties that shes stealing
is it wrong to find that sexually appealing?
I used to be an Ainsleys mans but now im 100% Gregg
for my lovely Sarah or possibly Meg
You might laugh when I tell you she has a lisp
but I once saw her give a homeless man a crisp
I know this all seems odd, so very strange
Im in ecstasy when shes handing me my change
Your probably thinking this girl is the utter dregs
but I don't care, I love the girl that works in Greggs
The one with long blonde hair and lovely legs?
Her face is so lovely, so emotive
my buying ginger buns there has an ulterior motive
Her name is Linda or possibly Sheena
oh how I'd love to squeeze her
You'll think im a total berk
but ive changed my route to work
I pass by there every day at quarter past eight
all these buns are starting to effect my weight
She smells like the pasties that shes stealing
is it wrong to find that sexually appealing?
I used to be an Ainsleys mans but now im 100% Gregg
for my lovely Sarah or possibly Meg
You might laugh when I tell you she has a lisp
but I once saw her give a homeless man a crisp
I know this all seems odd, so very strange
Im in ecstasy when shes handing me my change
Your probably thinking this girl is the utter dregs
but I don't care, I love the girl that works in Greggs
