Are you up to the test!?

I don't usually comment on things in the news as I usually come off looking like the fool I am but I'll give this one a bash as im baffled with the amount of attention which such a straight forward bit of news can generate.

First off, how can anyone be surprised that Madonna has gotten preferential treatment? If I went into a pizza hut as the same time as Madonna, I wouldn't be shocked if she was served before me. Now im not comparing a human child to a ten inch pepperoni, better men than me have tried and failed but it's the same principle, like her or not she's mega famous, so is treated better than the average Joe.

Secondly, people have been moaning that shes gotten round the full assessment, or whatever you want to call it, to establish if shes a suitable parent. Shes fucking Madonna, married to Guy Ritchie, they are what the Yorkshire call 'bloody loaded', im sure they can afford to raise a child, and doesn't she already have a few kids? I've not heard of them having any cuts or bruises so I take it shes at least an OK mum.

Thirdly (aren't numbering systems fun?), do you honestly think the kid is thinking 'Bugger, adopted by Madonna'? If I was him I'd be well chuffed, getting to live in a bloody castle with maids and butlers, as part of one of the most famous families in the world. He's never going to be lacking a bit of cash and good times. Ten years from now he can bang out a book, he doesn't even have to write himself if he doesn't want to, call it something like 'My time with mags', nice little earner that'll be. If you're thinking 'What if it doesn't sell well?', nonsense, all he has to do is hint that there's a bit in it about Guy feeling him up or something and it's a guaranteed bestseller.

So there you go, the first few reasons to come to my mind as to why this story doesn't really warrant any of our attention.