Hey, Hey, It's A Monkey!
You'll all have already seen it but I only sat and watched the new King Kong film recently. What a load of old tosh. Now im the type of person to get excited about a movie featuring a giant monkey, unreasonably so. But this? Naff.
Although there was one gem right at the end. Kong has been drilled through with machine gun fire and has fallen off the empire state building when Jack Black appears and gives it 'Love killed the beast'. Now then Jack, like you as I do I can't help but think that the coroners report might differ with you.
Although there was one gem right at the end. Kong has been drilled through with machine gun fire and has fallen off the empire state building when Jack Black appears and gives it 'Love killed the beast'. Now then Jack, like you as I do I can't help but think that the coroners report might differ with you.