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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 

Idle Thoughts

* You know those devices to scare off cats that blast out really high sonic noise? Well, for the sake of this post just pretend you do. I pass a house on my way to work that has one and I swear to god I can hear it, it drives me fucking mad, both me and the cats cross the street when coming close to it. I've passed it with other people and they tell me im full of shit, they can't hear anything. Has anyone else picked up these high sonic discharges? Could it be that I have super hearing?

* Don't you love it when you don't like someone and they prove themselves to be a total dickhead? There's a lass that looks at me as if I was a piece of shit. The other day she had sex with someone behind a cost cutter while the mong bloke taped it on his phone. She said that it didn't matter as you couldn't see her face. Riiiiight.

* Isn't it weird when you go to party or social function bringing some beer and you get to the point where you've consumed more beer than you brought. At first your thinking 'Fuck it, these beers are mine by right' but at some point it shifts into 'Fuck, if anyone challenges me on the amount of beers I've had I'll exaggerate a bit on how many I brought'.

* So the world cup is over. England didn't win, so no patriotic zeal for me, nor did Portugal, so no pay day either. Bollocks.

* I've been on the internet for years and years and for the first time ever I've started getting e-mails advertising medication and treatments to increase the size of my cock. Crazy, I feel like I've become a part of mainstream society. To be honest, I like getting them as the subject headings are usually hilarious, my favourite so far as has to be 'erectile solutions', sounds like some huge international conglomerate. 'Have you seen the latest fax from erectile solutions?', oh, how I'd laugh.

Really? That is interesting.

Hah! We must travel in the same circles.

Glad to know im not the only one, it does more though than annoy me though, seriously, it feels like ear ache.

Yeah, I can't help but appreciate the humour of the fact that the most eloquent e-mails I get are trying to sell me wang treatments.

Of course not my friend. In these crazy times I think everyone is a little on edge.

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