Im Off To Bony Scotland
Yes dear readers , im off for the next few days to the land of the deep fried mars bar. I've never been to Scotland before so it should be interesting, my only background knowledge is Braveheart, the Scottish James Bond and Rab C Nesbitt.I once saw a beauty interview with Sean Connery, he was opening some museum or something in Scotland and was wearing the full Scottish gear, kilt and all that. This reporter got chatting to him and Sean said something along the lines of 'Oh, I love Scotland me, it's my heritage ya know etc..' the reporter then asked 'Why don't you live in Scotland then?', Seans response? 'Why don't you fuck off'. Genius.
So yeah, i'll be like those people in those adverts 'discovering' Scotland, well, the drinking bit anyway. Im sure upon my return i'll have plenty of hilarious stories and shortbread.
In a bit.
Scotland is a great country apart from the people.
Racists.
Posted by
Anonymous |
1:26 AM
Its a great place. I'd sooner live there than bloody wigan.
Posted by
Anonymous |
12:17 PM
Fuck a deep-fried Mars bar, me mate's husband does a deep-fried STEAK 'N ALE PIE!!!
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa!
Posted by
Anonymous |
2:13 AM
Thanks for leaving some commments for me to read upon my return.
SD - Steak n ale pie? Sounds fantastic!
Posted by
The Wanted Man |
3:02 AM
Fuck me, how did I miss this comic gem?
"Scotland is a great country apart from the people.
Racists."
Posted by
Falloff Boy |
9:55 AM