Are you up to the test!?

Okay, am I the only one amazed at how long it takes seemingly empty containers of bathroom goods to actually run out?

Here's my thought process with regards to these magical toiletries -

'Shampoo, my god, how long has it been upside down like that? A week? Will I manage to shake enough out? Yes! Just enough. Bonus!' '
'Shaving foam, jesus that fucker is light, is there going to be enough? Yes there is! Rock on!' *Wipes forehead* *Forehead now has shaving foam on it*
'Okay, tooth paste, fuck me it's scrunched up to hell, there wont be enough will there? Oh my god there is! Awesome. '
'Deodorant, hmmm, the roller ball is a bit dry... yes! Just enough.'
'I was lucky there but I really must go shopping tomorrow and pick up necessary toiletries'.

That was five days ago! Every morning im still getting away with it, my toiletries must have the same technology as Dr.Whos tardis. I should buy more today but I can't shake the feeling that buying more will somehow negate the bottomless phenomena which is currently happening in my bathroom (restroom if you're American or 'the pisser' if you've had a few beers).

Dare I go another day? Shall I attempt the greatest toilet experiment of the 21st century (not sure how many toilet experiments there have been to be honest, I'd guess not many) and see how long I can go? Im tempted to give it a go, for no other reason than the spice it will add to my daily life.

Leave words of encouragement or similar experiences in the comments box. If you're not really bothered and frankly I couldn't blame you, I mean, bottomless toiletries? Sounds like the ramblings of someone whos sniffed too much toilet duck, then just errr.... don't leave a comment, I won't mind, it's all just a bit of fun.