Thinking About Being Bald
Just watched some show about Gail Porter.Loads of blokes are shit scared of being bald, combing over bald patches, buyings wigs and all that bollocks. Now I've got quite longish hair at the mo but I certainly wouldn't mind being bald, I've had a shaved head before today and I fucking loved the zero fucking about that came with it.
If I was bald though I think I'd wear a giant afro wig at all times.
Isn't it weird though how many bad guys are bald?
* Lex Luthor, fucking awesome bloke but nil hair
* Blofeld, Bonds arch nemesis has zero hair, unless you count his cat
* Skeletor, zero hair anywhere
* The Master from Buffy, supposedly the greatest vampire but again a cueball
* Yul Brynner in Westworld, evil bald cowboy robot
* The shark from Jaws, technically bald (struggeling to think of any more bald badies)
* Ming the merciless! Another crome dome
* The Kingpin, the great criminal genius from Marvel comics is another hairless wonder
Any more you can think of? I bet there's loads.
Edit
Jesus! Just thought of a cracking one. What about Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!? That fucker didn't even have a head!
Men who worry about going bald miss the point. Yul Brinner was the coolest man on the planet. Also Kojak was cool too (cant you tell I grew up in the 70's).
I am balding, but not quick enough for my liking. The sooner I get to Lex Luther length the better. I will get some tattoos then. GRRRRRRR
Posted by
Anonymous |
12:46 AM
I'm balding. It's mostly only noticeable when my hair gets to a certain length (I think), so I keep it short. But I'd way sooner go for total shave-o (or should that be Shavo from System Of A Down?) than a wig or any of that shit. I almost kind of look forward to it.
Posted by
* (asterisk) |
2:00 AM
Gianluca Vialli is the coolest bald man, followed by Danny Mills
Posted by
M-J |
6:17 AM