Are you up to the test!?

Christ almighty, what the fucks going on with knives? I seriously can't get over these figures. Why do kids need knives? Im a twenty odd year old bloke working in a city, I don't need a knife. What does a kid need one for?

I keep seeing stuff about this knife amnesty that is going on at the moment. Have you seen the weapons that are being handed in? It's not just stuff like flick knives or pen knives it's big fucking death bringers. Fucking Lord of the Rings type weaponry, battle axes and fuck off broad swords. Who the fuck has that type of shit lying about at home? I know there are those catalogues where you can buy the stuff but I didn't think anyone really did.

In my day you didn't bring knives to school. Jesus, you could get in trouble for carrying round a hard boiled conker (no shit). When I was a lad it was Street Fighter 2 stickers (the most desired being those shiny ones) and then later on Tazos. Sure bullying happened, I myself was picked on but I never thought 'Fuck it, tomorrow I bring in a knife', it just didn't happen.

So yeah, if you've got a fucking halberd at home, hand it in yeah? You've got till the thirtieth of June but the sooner the better.