A Few Things About Me

So, a few things about me -
* I've been kicked out of a chess club.
* I've eaten frog legs.
* Fruit factoid No.1 - Im allergic to bananas.
* I once assaulted Elijah Wood.
* I've been to Abbey Road - didn't see a Beetle though.
* Emily is my favourite Bronte sister.
* I've kissed a midget.
* Fruit factoid No.2 - When I eat an apple I eat the whole thing. Pips, core, stem... all in my belly.
* In water, I sink like a stone.
* I once nearly crashed a hover craft.
* I've been to Amsterdam - didn't see a prostitute though.
* I once had a shoot out in Debenhams (with foam type guns) in the middle of the day with my cousin, we were both in our twenties at the time. And both sober.
* When I went on the Jaws ride I nearly shat myself.
* I've been to Miami - didn't see Will Smith though.
* I once tried to carry a massive tub of glue on my head, like you see in those documentaries, I soon had glue all in my hair.
* I've been reading X-Men for over 10 years.
* I took part in a 'no war in Iraq' march/protest. I was very drunk at the time but im still chuffed I took part.
Well, that's plenty of stuff for now. If there's any demand for more info I'll rack my brain and see if there's anything else worth telling.
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