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Monday, May 22, 2006 

A Few Things About Me

Yes it's true, im doing one of those lists were you put random facts about yourself, im not going to set myself a number as im not sure how many interesting things there are to say (probably not many). I've seen this type of thing on loads of blogs, so if you're annoyed that I've ripped off you, well, y'know, chill out...

So, a few things about me -

* I've been kicked out of a chess club.

* I've eaten frog legs.

* Fruit factoid No.1 - Im allergic to bananas.

* I once assaulted Elijah Wood.

* I've been to Abbey Road - didn't see a Beetle though.

* Emily is my favourite Bronte sister.

* I've kissed a midget.

* Fruit factoid No.2 - When I eat an apple I eat the whole thing. Pips, core, stem... all in my belly.

* In water, I sink like a stone.

* I once nearly crashed a hover craft.

* I've been to Amsterdam - didn't see a prostitute though.

* I once had a shoot out in Debenhams (with foam type guns) in the middle of the day with my cousin, we were both in our twenties at the time. And both sober.

* When I went on the Jaws ride I nearly shat myself.

* I've been to Miami - didn't see Will Smith though.

* I once tried to carry a massive tub of glue on my head, like you see in those documentaries, I soon had glue all in my hair.

* I've been reading X-Men for over 10 years.

* I took part in a 'no war in Iraq' march/protest. I was very drunk at the time but im still chuffed I took part.

Well, that's plenty of stuff for now. If there's any demand for more info I'll rack my brain and see if there's anything else worth telling.

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