Helping The Aged
In bed last night, letting off some shocking farts. The girlfriend obviously not too impressed but I pointed out to her that they were warming us up a treat and what's wrong with being warm and a bit smelly? Exactly, nothing.That got me thinking about the problem of old age pensioners dying in the colder months from hyperthermia because the government has stood back and allowed the cost of heating to increase beyond their means. A lot is being done for old folks but yet even more could be done, we could fart on them. I propose a round the hour service where by a team of helpers will go from home to home expelling as much gas as possible. It's a clean (kinda), renewable energy source which I for one would be happy to offer up and im sure others would too. Sure the elderly will smell a bit funky but who'd notice?
Im really chuffed by this idea, it's not just old people that could benefit from this. People could fart on the homeless to see them through those bitter cold winter nights. Are we looking at a viable alternative to nuclear power? If so you know where to send the Nobel prize.
