Japan - Land Of The Much Touched Bum

I knew the problem was bad over there (well, I'd seen it in a few Mangas). But I had no idea it had gotten this bad. 66% of Japanese women admit to being the victim of a perverted feel. 66%! Mental. While im glad something's being done it shouldn't have come to this, the men who 'touch' should be named and shamed in big fuck off fashion so that everyone knows about it.
If I was one of those women and was being touched up I would let off the foulest fart you've ever smelled in your life, I'd wait until their hand was near my hole so they could feel the heat off it. Teach the fuckers to mess with me.