* Important News, Golden Wonder Crisps In Trouble *
It's just come to my attention that Golden Wonder is in severe financial trouble! I want everyone to go out and buy as many Ringos, Wheat Crunchies, Gold Skins (never heard of these, sound weird) and most importantly Knick Knacks as you possibly can.
If Nice and Spicy go off the market there will be fucking hell to pay!
If Nice and Spicy go off the market there will be fucking hell to pay!