The Pandas Roar
* This weekend I was chatting about my blog in a pub when I was overheard by a Giant Panda, he was very interested and asked if he could post here every now and then. I found him pretty funny also he's a huge fucker, so I agreed. *Alright, the names Panda.
I may be a Giant Panda but that's because I've got big bones, first fucker to call me fat or the cowards term 'big' will be fucking eaten. Right then, time to unleash some fury.
All sorts of wankers are rushing round now doing Christmas shopping, bit of a ball ache when making my way through the city but with my awesome paws I can knock them aside pretty easily.
What I fucking loathe though are those double buggies, it's not a Pandas custom to make orphans so im trapped behind these fucking monstrosities, women who go out during busy shopping hours with a double buggy are utter cunts.
They just love to crash their retarded spawn into me and anyone else who gets in their way and have you seen the looks they give people who try and squeeze past them? The utter shites that they are.
Lets not forget the fucking performance you have when they get onto a bus or a train or anything else, you've got places to be and they've brought everything to a standstill, I hate also how you get dirty looks for not helping them lift those fucking baby movers. It's especially galling when you're a good distance away and there's plenty of healthy looking women nearby doing fuck all, why don't they help? That's right, women are lazy fuckers too but they've got some magical permission slip for it.
So yeah, I hate those double buggies, leave the kids with someone else while you go shopping or shop during quieter hours, I don't care which, next time I see a double buggy blocking an isle or worse yet the entrance to a shop or whatever else I'll knock you silly with some bamboo you shit stains.
Panda
