I Frown At The Girlfriends Behaviour
The other day the girlfriend was at my place. As I come back from having a snack in the kitchen I see the girlfriend putting a pile of her socks on top of a pile of my comics. I frown.
'Hey '
'Hey'
'How come you've put your socks there?'
'Oh, I just figured they'd be easier to get a hold of there'
'Easier than them being in the sock drawer?'
'Well, yeah, because, like, the sock drawer has both yours and my socks in it, this way it's easier for me to get at mine'
'Hmmm, how long did it take you to locate all of your socks in the sock drawer?'
' 'Bout five minutes'
As usual my mind boggles at the female brain. Anyways, the upshot is that Batman is now buried under a pile of socks.
I'll very slowly start transferring her socks back to the sock drawer.
'Hey '
'Hey'
'How come you've put your socks there?'
'Oh, I just figured they'd be easier to get a hold of there'
'Easier than them being in the sock drawer?'
'Well, yeah, because, like, the sock drawer has both yours and my socks in it, this way it's easier for me to get at mine'
'Hmmm, how long did it take you to locate all of your socks in the sock drawer?'
' 'Bout five minutes'
As usual my mind boggles at the female brain. Anyways, the upshot is that Batman is now buried under a pile of socks.
I'll very slowly start transferring her socks back to the sock drawer.
Um, dude, next thing you know it's gonna be hot cups of coffee on top of your comics, or half-eaten chocolate bars, or I dunno what the fuck else. Nip that shit in the bud.
Posted by
* (asterisk) |
6:50 AM
She can't have her own sock drawer?
Posted by
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10:55 PM