Jimmy Spinners
You might not be familiar with the term Jimmy Spinners, I am of course referring to daddy long legs, the most vile of natures creations, even more so than those fuck off insects in Starship Troopers, at least they were badass.
I didn't mean to put two insect related posts back to back, I've not taken entomology up or anything. I just read that the bastards have had a population boom this year due to the weather, swines that they are.
I hate the creepy little fuckers, whenever one gets into the house I use my years of video game playing to create a sequence of events to make them fly out of the window. Playing RPGs and Lemmings will leave you with good lateral thinking.
The reason of this post wasn't just to inform you that the bastards are on the increase but to tell you that a few nights ago I was faced with one of the fuckers and, out of options, I gave the fucker a right hook to the jaw. It was a tremendous feeling. I whole heartedly recommend to give whatever you fear a good fisting, be that tigers or porn stars, you'll come away from the experience a better person and, possibly, with a criminal record.
I didn't mean to put two insect related posts back to back, I've not taken entomology up or anything. I just read that the bastards have had a population boom this year due to the weather, swines that they are.
I hate the creepy little fuckers, whenever one gets into the house I use my years of video game playing to create a sequence of events to make them fly out of the window. Playing RPGs and Lemmings will leave you with good lateral thinking.
The reason of this post wasn't just to inform you that the bastards are on the increase but to tell you that a few nights ago I was faced with one of the fuckers and, out of options, I gave the fucker a right hook to the jaw. It was a tremendous feeling. I whole heartedly recommend to give whatever you fear a good fisting, be that tigers or porn stars, you'll come away from the experience a better person and, possibly, with a criminal record.
I don't mind daddy longlegses. I always catch them and put them outside. Unless i am outside, in which case I leave them be.
Posted by * (asterisk) | 7:09 AM
Something I noticed last time I went camping is that they love flying straight into fire. I was lighting some candles and they were flying in before you could say kamikaze.
Posted by The Wanted Man | 2:19 AM