The Funny Thing Is...
A few nights I was out in town with some friends when the most foolish of our number was approached by some ladies from a hen night.
Now im not going to knock hen nights because, hey, that would just take forever and I don't really have anything against them in principal, only the execution. I mean, look at your classic stag night, plenty of drinking, some strippers, someone gets tied to a lamp post, possibly a case of hypothermia, you know what im saying? Classy.
So where was I? Oh yes, the foolish friend. Anyway, so the bride to be has this challenge to get a bloke to take off his underwear, now I'll raise my hand and admit that I did egg the bloke on to do it but in my defence I didn't think even he would be so much a fool as to go along with it. But go along with it he did, as was proven when his jeans were pulled down a short time later.
As we were walking onto to another bar, the old foolish friend comes out with the following.
- The funny thing is *pulls the pants out of his jacket pocket* these are my dads pants.
It really was the crowning moment of the night, and yes, I did point out that it was more disturbing/worrying than funny.
Now im not going to knock hen nights because, hey, that would just take forever and I don't really have anything against them in principal, only the execution. I mean, look at your classic stag night, plenty of drinking, some strippers, someone gets tied to a lamp post, possibly a case of hypothermia, you know what im saying? Classy.
So where was I? Oh yes, the foolish friend. Anyway, so the bride to be has this challenge to get a bloke to take off his underwear, now I'll raise my hand and admit that I did egg the bloke on to do it but in my defence I didn't think even he would be so much a fool as to go along with it. But go along with it he did, as was proven when his jeans were pulled down a short time later.
As we were walking onto to another bar, the old foolish friend comes out with the following.
- The funny thing is *pulls the pants out of his jacket pocket* these are my dads pants.
It really was the crowning moment of the night, and yes, I did point out that it was more disturbing/worrying than funny.
Can I get an "eww"?
Posted by * (asterisk) | 3:44 AM