Float Like A Wasp
Is there anyway to avoid a wasp flying at your head without looking like a complete berk?
There I was this morning, looking interesting and mysterious as usual (read scruffy and odd smelling, well, that's a kind of mystery isn't it?), when I spot a wasp making a bee line (wasp line surely?) straight for my eyeball.
When a wasp is zooming for your eyeball your immediately presented with options as to how to react to this insectoid threat. I for one never adopt the attitude of 'stand still and it will leave you alone', instead I weave my head like a pro boxer, sadly this leaves the people who were thinking I was all interesting and mysterious in the frame of mind that they were mistaken and I am in fact a mental.
Shame.
There I was this morning, looking interesting and mysterious as usual (read scruffy and odd smelling, well, that's a kind of mystery isn't it?), when I spot a wasp making a bee line (wasp line surely?) straight for my eyeball.
When a wasp is zooming for your eyeball your immediately presented with options as to how to react to this insectoid threat. I for one never adopt the attitude of 'stand still and it will leave you alone', instead I weave my head like a pro boxer, sadly this leaves the people who were thinking I was all interesting and mysterious in the frame of mind that they were mistaken and I am in fact a mental.
Shame.
To answer your opening question: No. One will always look a complete tosser trying to bat away any sort of flying insect.
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