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Thursday, August 03, 2006 

Are You Jesting?

Have you seen the posters/trailer for 'snakes on a plane'? What the fuck is that all about? At first I thought it was a joke poster to sell some kind of tat but no, it really is a film. How they've dragged poor Mace Windu into the proceedings god only knows.

I don't even mind shit B-movies, I once sat through Anaconda. It's the sheer lameness of it all that annoys me here although they are probably going for that 'so lame it's cool' thing, but I think they've gone a bit too far.
Knowing my luck this film will turn out to be fantastic and there will be egg all over my face. Just in case im going to suggest an English equivalent.

This could be the actual animal or the STD, either would make for a good film.

Crabs on a bus sounds fantastic.

Turtles heads in my pants was the working title of a Noel Cowerd play dont you know.

"Snakes on a Plane" has been getting lots of attention around here. When the previews first came out, some clever person made a fake trailer where Samuel L. Jackson says something like "Get these motherfuckin snakes, off my motherfuckin plane!" And this fake trailer became so popular, that the real filmmakers went back, filmed the scene and put it in the movie!

Things like "crabs on a bus" is why I try to avoid public transportation.

Snakes on a Plane has been getting a lot of fanboys very excited on the Internet for months. I love the title - not as much as Crabs on a Bus, mind you - but I fear the movie will disappoint.

I've been following the progress of this film for a while, as my favourite actor is in it; Kenan Thompson (of Kenan and Kel fame).

I think this film will be awesome

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