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Sunday, July 16, 2006 

Hey, Do You Know Who You Look Like?

For some reason people always feel the need to tell me who I look like. Almost everyone has their own little theory. Some times im flattered, some times im horrified. Here are a choice few of the comparisons I get, with my own opinion on how close they are.

Do you know who you look like? Prince William


Who says that then? My mum

Do you actually look like him? Not really. Bless me old mum, I can't remember a time when I wasn't compared to Prince William (odds on the next King). I don't think there's much in it as the ladies seem to go mad for him and I don't get anything near as much attention. Shame.

Do you know who you look like? Leonardo Dicaprio (in Gangs of New York)

Who says that then? My dad.

Do you actually look like him? I can kinda see it. Maybe. I don't have the tache or beard going on though. At least it's a comparison from a film where he's quite hard.

Do you know who you look like? James May (The other one from Top Gear)

Who says that then? A friend of mine.

Do you actually look like him? God no. No, no, no. Everywhere I go he's showing people pics of the bloke on his phone and pointing to me. There's not even the slightest resemblance.

Do you know who you look like? Harry Potter

Who says that then? One of the girlfriends friends.

Do you actually look like him? Well, when I've got my glasses on, I suppose if you were far enough away you might for a second think I look like him. I don't really see it myself. Again, like William, I wouldn't really mind as a lot of ladies like him.

Do you know who you look like? David McCabe (lead singer of the Zutons)

Who says that then? One of the girlfriends housemates.

Do you actually look like him?
I can see it a bit with his hair and the chin, a lot closer than some of the other comparisons.

Do you know who you look like? David Brand (the mad bloke who does big brother)

Who says that then? Yet another friend (blimey, how popular am I? Not very)

Do you actually look like him? Can't really see it myself. Apparently I talk like him. Don't think so though. I don't mind though as I quite like the bloke.

Do you know who you look like? Pipin (one of those Irish hobbits)

Who says that then? Another of the girlfriends friends.

Do you actually look like him? Slightly. Im a bit taller though and I don't have the furry feet.

And finally... do you know who you look like? 50 Cent

Who says that then? A strange workmate.

Do you actually look like him? This might confuse you a bit but I can see what she's getting at.

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So there you go, now you know some of the people that im compared to on a daily basis. Im sure you were laying awake at night desperate to know.

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ!!!!

Aside from Fiddy Cent, it seems you are my ideal man! All of the men you mentioned are on my "I want to marry" list.

If indeed you do look like any of them.

People do sometimes see strange likenesses in other people. I once got told that I look like Sophie Ellis Bexter. She has a pan-face, so I hope this person was lying.

Isn't David Brand's name Russell? I hate him. So you look like lots of famous people, but do you look like any non-famous people?

I like sophie, she looks like a cat. People compare me to Fatima whitbread and Stalin.

I can confirm that he looks very much like a non famous person. I will email a picture to the editor, for him to (hopefully) post. I bet he thinks it is a picture of himself.

HTDJ - I think I look a bit like some of them. I don't like Bexter either, not because she looks like a cat though, it's just a general disliking.

A - It probably is, I don't fancy changing it back though, it would sound too much like Russell Grant for my liking.

RD - Those are some excellent people to be compared to.

Hoff - I eagerly await this picture, I'll go check my e-mail* pronto.

* If anyone does want to e-mail me with anything I've put an e-mail link in my profile. Obviously don't feel obliged, although a break from the Viagra spam is always welcome.

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