Are you up to the test!?

We all hate chavs. I know to speak ill of them is tread familiar goround but I just want to rant about one particularly annoying aspect of the common chav (the Latin name being ~ societus leechus), and that is their annoying habit of asking strangers for cigarettes.

The other day there was a chavtastic fella sat across from me on the bus, bedecked in the finest track suit, baseball cap and gold chain that a fiver in Primark can buy. So he's just chugged a can of Carlsberg export and is cracking open his second (it's about 1pm on a weekday), he starts looking round, then proceeds to ask the bloke behind him, the bloke infront of him and then me if he can have a cig. We all said 'Sorry, don't smoke' in a tone which says 'Go fuck yourself'.

What really annoyed me was what he did next. His reaction to a lack of tobacco treats was to start huffing and puffing as well as tutting then he exclaimed 'Christ im surrounded by non-smokers'. Yes you are my friend, let me reveal a few more facts for you, firstly; there is no smoking on buses you dickhead and secondly; are we in some way at fault because we don't suck on cancer sticks? Take your time...

Exactly, it's you that is at fault for being such a fucking sponger. Dickhead.