Copulate Off
To the shrieking, high pitched, posh tarts that it was my misfortune to be seated near, at the Japanese restaurant (ramen rocks) I was at yesterday - I fucking detest you. This following gem in particular makes me want bad things to happen to you;
'So right, we though like we'd copulate on it as it'd be a wicked story yeah? But then like we couldn't get near and then kinda thought it'd be in bad taste'
Do you think so? Cunt.
First off, I don't want to have to hear about your shite antics, in particular trying to shag at stonehenge. Secondly and more importantly, I know what copulate means you stuck up bitch. Everyone knows. What? Can't you say fuck like a normal person? You waste of space. Just so you know, saying copulate doesn't make you any less of a whore. I hope you get bad aids.
'So right, we though like we'd copulate on it as it'd be a wicked story yeah? But then like we couldn't get near and then kinda thought it'd be in bad taste'
Do you think so? Cunt.
First off, I don't want to have to hear about your shite antics, in particular trying to shag at stonehenge. Secondly and more importantly, I know what copulate means you stuck up bitch. Everyone knows. What? Can't you say fuck like a normal person? You waste of space. Just so you know, saying copulate doesn't make you any less of a whore. I hope you get bad aids.
Oh yes Bad Aids. Chris Morris is a geniuos isnt he?
Posted by
Anonymous |
2:57 AM
fuck at stonehenge ?
Like THATS never been done before..
Posted by
Cynnie |
5:28 AM
RT - Morris is hilarious, Brass Eye is still one of my favourite shows of all time, I also think he was easily the funniest thing in IT Crowd. Jewellery man indeed.
C - I reckon the stones that have fallen over probably did so due to unoriginal tourists rutting against them.
Posted by
The Wanted Man |
2:21 AM