Are you up to the test!?

I was going to get plenty up on the blog today but I had a few drinks earlier and just don't have the energy now. The Panda should be by tomorrow, if not, just wait longer.

So, Amsterdam was nice, between Porno Supermarkets and pillocks on bikes trying to hit me I think I got a full experience of the culture.

What happened while I was away? Well, that oil depot blew up didn't it? Im sick of hearing of all these cunts banging on about hearing the bang.
Am I really the only one who thinks some of these people heard another bang? Like a garage door slamming shut or a party popper?

While we're on this topic I just want to address the concerns people have about dickheads with cameras putting themselves in danger to get footage of the inferno. It's a good thing, if your that much of an idiot that you're willing to risk you're life for a few hundred qiud then the worlds better off without you.

There's been this little joke that when I leave the country a good celebrity dies (a year ago I went on holiday for two weeks and during that time Christopher Reeve and Rodney Dangerfield died), what happens while im out of the country for two days? Richard Pryor dies. It didn't come as too great a surprise I suppose, he's not a young man and has been dealing with multiple sclerosis for a long time but sad none the less. Richard Pryor 1940 -2005.

Before I go, has anyone seen that Space Cadets? What a load of wank, the show should just be called, 'how to fool a bunch of idiots into thinking that they are going into space when really their in Suffolk'. I remember when Johnny Vaughn used to make me laugh on Big Breakfast now when I see him I just want to punch the bastard.