The Mouse
The other day I was staying over at my girlfriends and had brought a bag over, I put it down on a chair and forgot about it, the next day on checking inside the bag I discovered that a fucking mouse had gotten into it!
How the fuck did the mouse know it was there? It can't have seen it because obviously it was inside a bag, it couldn't smell it because it was wrapped in plastic, muffins don't make any noise as far as im aware, did the fucker have X-Ray vision?
Apparently the house next door has a few of them, anyways, the mouse slipped inside my bag, ate through a paper bag, then broke through a plastic wrapper to a muffin I'd bought earlier that day.
How the fuck did the mouse know it was there? It can't have seen it because obviously it was inside a bag, it couldn't smell it because it was wrapped in plastic, muffins don't make any noise as far as im aware, did the fucker have X-Ray vision?Im not that fussed about the muffin it only cost about 80p, my concern is that we may be seeing the evolution of some new super breed of mouse. We scoffed at such ideas when we were young but perhaps one day soon turtles will be karate chopping us and racoons will be printing their own newspapers, not a pleasant thought.
Anyways, now knowing what a muffin junkie this bastard is the bait in the mouse trap was substituted for muffin and I was informed earlier today that the little shite was caught! It was one of those humane traps sadly but it has been released miles away in the middle of a field blind folded, so that should be the end of it.
