Are You Taking The Piss?
So last night as I was finishing up at work I quickly went to the nearest toilet, on entering I could hear someone talking, now there have been some little shits smoking in the college so I thought I was possibly going to catch one of the fuckers. Why else would anyone stop and talk in a public toilet?
So I advance into the toilet to see only one bloke having a piss, as he turns to leave I realise he's TALKING TO SOMEONE ON HIS MOBILE, the dirty fucker had a conversation with someone while pissing in a public toilet!
I've had the sneaking suspicion that a mistake was made when these scally fuckers were given access to such technology but I mostly held my tongue (apart from calling them bastards), this however is the final straw. It's a simple case of an advanced technology given to too simple a mind, like giving a chimp a power tool, it's only going to end up hurting itself.
We should set up a technology armistice where all mobile phones and lap tops be handed in by scrubbers at the nearest police station, lets face it, they probably thieved the majority of them anyway.
In another ten years we should give them another chance, using a small trial group to see if they can handle the technology effectively, if they fail to act in a civilized manner they should be taken back immediately and another ten years be left until the same test be tried again. This will probably go on forever though as I doubt these fuckers could act civilly if their welfare depended on it.
So I advance into the toilet to see only one bloke having a piss, as he turns to leave I realise he's TALKING TO SOMEONE ON HIS MOBILE, the dirty fucker had a conversation with someone while pissing in a public toilet!
I've had the sneaking suspicion that a mistake was made when these scally fuckers were given access to such technology but I mostly held my tongue (apart from calling them bastards), this however is the final straw. It's a simple case of an advanced technology given to too simple a mind, like giving a chimp a power tool, it's only going to end up hurting itself.
We should set up a technology armistice where all mobile phones and lap tops be handed in by scrubbers at the nearest police station, lets face it, they probably thieved the majority of them anyway.
In another ten years we should give them another chance, using a small trial group to see if they can handle the technology effectively, if they fail to act in a civilized manner they should be taken back immediately and another ten years be left until the same test be tried again. This will probably go on forever though as I doubt these fuckers could act civilly if their welfare depended on it.
