I Like It Warm But I Don't Like It This Warm
I've been a bit absent on the posting side recently and it's due to how ball stinkingly warm it's been of late, not that im a lazy fucker, well, obviously it's partially that but mainly the warm thing. Christ, last night I came in from work and crashed down on the sofa and I was like a fucking beached whale, it took the efforts of three volunteers to get me up again.
You know what someone had the fucking nerve to complain about the other day? The fact that the centre was hot. I mean, how much fucking power do they think I have? I don't have any fucking X-gene which allows me to control the wheather nor do I have Superman-esque ice breath. Though I must admit that either of those would be cool as fuck. So yeah, im as hot and sweaty as everyone else and there's not much I can do about it.
Do you reckon if my boss caught me with a pint I could claim it was for my onsetting dehydration? I know beer dehydrates you but give me a break, it's fucking wet isn't it?
You know what someone had the fucking nerve to complain about the other day? The fact that the centre was hot. I mean, how much fucking power do they think I have? I don't have any fucking X-gene which allows me to control the wheather nor do I have Superman-esque ice breath. Though I must admit that either of those would be cool as fuck. So yeah, im as hot and sweaty as everyone else and there's not much I can do about it.
Do you reckon if my boss caught me with a pint I could claim it was for my onsetting dehydration? I know beer dehydrates you but give me a break, it's fucking wet isn't it?
