Im Going To Be Rich
I heard on the radio that someones had the bright idea of taking advantage of awkward teenagers by offering a service whereby they will send condoms to you, saving you the embarrassment of buying them yourself. I never saw what a big embarrassment that was personally, the cashier is just going to think you're going to have sex with someone, isn't that a good thing? They're charging £3.50 per go! You can get them free at a family planning centre.
Anyways, I've had a fucking blinding idea. I was thinking who else could need something sending to them sharpish in a discreet fashion but, I didn't want to be such a nasty twat as these condom people and then it hit me - toilet paper!
We've all at one time gone for a dump and afterwards we've re
ached for the roll and it's empty, then looking for the next roll have realised we're totally out of bog roll! It's a distressing and nervewracking experience, having to wadle around the house looking for a box of tissues or possibly some kitchen roll (shudder).
Well in the near future you'll be able to call/text - Are You Needing Toilet Paper!? Me and my crack team (that's what I'll call them, the crack team, ya'know, like arse crack, hah) will take down you details and the nearest agent in the area will immediatley speed to your location, simply open you bathroom window (if you don't have a window in your bathroom then you're a bit knackerd) and they'll lob a roll through.
Fucking genius eh?
Anyways, I've had a fucking blinding idea. I was thinking who else could need something sending to them sharpish in a discreet fashion but, I didn't want to be such a nasty twat as these condom people and then it hit me - toilet paper!
We've all at one time gone for a dump and afterwards we've re
ached for the roll and it's empty, then looking for the next roll have realised we're totally out of bog roll! It's a distressing and nervewracking experience, having to wadle around the house looking for a box of tissues or possibly some kitchen roll (shudder).Well in the near future you'll be able to call/text - Are You Needing Toilet Paper!? Me and my crack team (that's what I'll call them, the crack team, ya'know, like arse crack, hah) will take down you details and the nearest agent in the area will immediatley speed to your location, simply open you bathroom window (if you don't have a window in your bathroom then you're a bit knackerd) and they'll lob a roll through.
Fucking genius eh?
