Are you up to the test!?

Oh I was chuffed to hear this gem. Noel Edmonds has gotten repetitive strain injury (RSI) from lifting that gigantic phone of his on every episode of deal or no deal. Why does it have to be that fucking big? In this day and age with phone tech you can get a phone with the physical dimensions of a cream cracker but Noel opts for one which could be used for the clubbing of baby seals (im not one to shy away from tough topics, or make sense).

So why the gigantic phone? Well, it could very well be that someone on the show holds a grudge against old crinkly bottom and has purposefully given him that phone to get their own back. Failing that it could be that Noel injured his arm during some weird sex act, im not sure. What do you reckon happened?

* I was going to try and work in 'grab a grand' somewhere but with how rich he is it wouldn't have really worked. Ah well, there's always next time.