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Monday, June 26, 2006 

Eyes Wide Shut

Just had a candidate in, sat 'em down, told them where to sign etc.... to which they yelp 'Pen!!?', in a tone which says 'You haven't give me a pen you fucking mong'. Now I would have loved to have replied with 'Dickhead!!?' in a tone which says 'It's right in front of you dickhead, open your fucking eyes' but alas I couldn't and instead just nodded my head to indicate it was right in front of them.

I wish I could jab some fuckers in the eye three stooges style.

you need to do 3 stooges style more often. I find it quite exhilirating.

'whyIoutta'

'nyak nyak'

'awww wiseguy?'

'Cmere ya knucklehead'

They are indeed exhilirating.

I remember one time they had to do some chiropracty and their response was -

'But Mo we don't knows anything about chiropracty'

'You heard the lady, grab her back and get cracking!'

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