Are you up to the test!?

Have you ever noticed how really tall people seem to hang about with people who are below average height? This seems to happen quite a lot, im not sure what the thinking is behind this but I think it’s a sub conscious realisation between them that if you added their heights together and divided that number by two you’d have the height of a regular person. It reminds me of that Mad Max film where that little gnome type fella sits on top of that really big bloke.

It also works on the horizontal as well as the vertical, this morning I saw two women chatting; one of them was stick thin, probably one of those annoying types with a fast metabolism. Anyways, Skeletors mate was as big as a fucking lorry, she could’ve eaten her friend in one gulp no worries.

This phenomenon to an extent has crossed over into the mainstream. Giant-Man and Wasp are a classic team up and what about Little and Large, two of our nations most beloved entertainers?

Im not sure if there’s any point to this particular observation im just wondering if you’ve noticed these odd couples as much as I have and what you make of them. Are you a skinny bloke hanging round with a big Barry? Are you a giant of a woman kicking about with a hobbit? If so, what’s going on? Explain yourself, im curious.