Idle Thoughts
* Christmas shopping is a right pisser. I don't like it, I especially don't like you smug gits who do it all online. It's just not the same without a few cuts and bruises. Those cuts and bruises are no joke. My sister got KO'd in the Disney Shop, on her arse she was. Seriously, Christmas time brings out the worst in people.
* Used a new can of shaving foam this morning, the first thing that came out of it was a jet of freezing air onto my hand. It stung like fuck, it was reminiscent of that scene in Terminator 2 where the T1000 gets soaked in liquid nitrogen.
* I was aghast, yes aghast, the other day while walking through the city. A lady who was sat in a car thought it was alright to flick her lit cigarette out onto a busy street, it missed me by about an inch. The level of fucking ignorance was astounding, her car was stationary due to traffic, if I was a nutter I would have most likely smashed her windscreen. I mean, how would she have liked it if I'd have thrown my crisp packet into her car?
* While doing some x-mas shopping in pound land for people im only so-so about I beheld a visual treat. Four of five lads fervently stocking up on flavored condoms, they were carrying more than they could hold in their hands as they hastened to the checkout. If I had to use one word to describe them it would be this - optimistic.
* How come music channels can get away with playing songs that feature words such as 'bitch', any time day or night but Paramount comedy can't broadcast the word 'ass' on two and half men? It really winds me up.
* Used a new can of shaving foam this morning, the first thing that came out of it was a jet of freezing air onto my hand. It stung like fuck, it was reminiscent of that scene in Terminator 2 where the T1000 gets soaked in liquid nitrogen.
* I was aghast, yes aghast, the other day while walking through the city. A lady who was sat in a car thought it was alright to flick her lit cigarette out onto a busy street, it missed me by about an inch. The level of fucking ignorance was astounding, her car was stationary due to traffic, if I was a nutter I would have most likely smashed her windscreen. I mean, how would she have liked it if I'd have thrown my crisp packet into her car?
* While doing some x-mas shopping in pound land for people im only so-so about I beheld a visual treat. Four of five lads fervently stocking up on flavored condoms, they were carrying more than they could hold in their hands as they hastened to the checkout. If I had to use one word to describe them it would be this - optimistic.
* How come music channels can get away with playing songs that feature words such as 'bitch', any time day or night but Paramount comedy can't broadcast the word 'ass' on two and half men? It really winds me up.
Happy Bastard christmas.
Thats what I've wrote in my cards this year.
And probably last year too.
Cunts
Posted by
Anonymous |
4:01 AM
Thats a pretty good way of making the writing of christmas cards more interesting.
Happy Christmas nob jockey. Yes, I think I'll have to give that a go.
Posted by
The Wanted Man |
1:48 PM