Clowning About? I Think Not
I had yet another amazing idea yesterday.
We're all agreed that clowns are strange and unpleasant? Of course we are. Well, you know the way that there is a sex offenders register on the internet where you can print out pictures of kiddy fiddlers and put them up in pubs in the hope of some vigilante justice? Well, how about the kinda same thing for clowns?
That would be ideal really as when im researching somewhere that im going to in the near future im always thinking 'Whats the average clown to normal person ratio?'. With this I could just go on the clown register and find out how many are at large in that area. It would also be good when buying a home as that would be my first question 'Are there any clowns in the neighborhood?'. If yes I'd be out of there faster than you could say bobo.
If theres any clowns reading this I hope you're trembling in fear. You're days of hiding in those big tops are rapidly coming to an end you nightmare inducing freaks of nature.
We're all agreed that clowns are strange and unpleasant? Of course we are. Well, you know the way that there is a sex offenders register on the internet where you can print out pictures of kiddy fiddlers and put them up in pubs in the hope of some vigilante justice? Well, how about the kinda same thing for clowns?
That would be ideal really as when im researching somewhere that im going to in the near future im always thinking 'Whats the average clown to normal person ratio?'. With this I could just go on the clown register and find out how many are at large in that area. It would also be good when buying a home as that would be my first question 'Are there any clowns in the neighborhood?'. If yes I'd be out of there faster than you could say bobo.
If theres any clowns reading this I hope you're trembling in fear. You're days of hiding in those big tops are rapidly coming to an end you nightmare inducing freaks of nature.