Are you up to the test!?

Yes, my home computer has died a thousand deaths and must now go to a place where there are people more capable than I (that is in fact most places) who will prod and poke it back to life. Hopefully.

It's amazing the line of dialogue you will open with an inanimate object when it's failing to work. Something that you usually only pay the most percursory notice to will suddenly be receiving petitions and threats to varying degrees which it can't possibly respond to. Or at least chooses not to.

Im trying to look at this in the most philosophical light possible, I beleive that the computer is infact exercising its right to passive rebellion due to its forced co-operation in the drivel I force upon the internet.

You know in films like the Terminator where the computers became sentient and decide to destroy mankind? Wouldn't it be laughable if computers became sentient in the real world? With all the bizarre ramblings, odd videos and useless information on the internet you wouldn't exactly have Hal 9000 would you? You'd just a have blithering idiot/misfit who had a propensity to send e-mails to strangers.