NOBODY steps on a church in my town!
Watched Ghostbusters earlier today, what a classic.
Okay, so today's my birthday, I went out with a few friends last night to celebrate, I must say that when it went midnight I was having a good time. I don't remember all of it but here are some random quotes from the night.
'I really don't like the look of genitals, I used to see my brothers' all the time.'
'Do we look like strippers??'
'I can't do it again, my feet are fucked.'
'Are you okay? The way you're looking out of that window its looks like your going to throw yourself through it.'
'Oh don't worry I won't.... this window looks pretty sturdy.'
'Right, im going to go home, have a glass of water, then a wank.'
* In another news I've heard that Morley is going to have its own strip club, this is hilarious, I don't know who's going to be stranger, the women who they get to dance there or the guys who go to it. Okay, I guess we both know it'll be the guys who go to a strip club in Morley. Needless to say, I'll be there on opening night, in a research capacity.
Okay, so today's my birthday, I went out with a few friends last night to celebrate, I must say that when it went midnight I was having a good time. I don't remember all of it but here are some random quotes from the night.
'I really don't like the look of genitals, I used to see my brothers' all the time.'
'Do we look like strippers??'
'I can't do it again, my feet are fucked.'
'Are you okay? The way you're looking out of that window its looks like your going to throw yourself through it.'
'Oh don't worry I won't.... this window looks pretty sturdy.'
'Right, im going to go home, have a glass of water, then a wank.'
* In another news I've heard that Morley is going to have its own strip club, this is hilarious, I don't know who's going to be stranger, the women who they get to dance there or the guys who go to it. Okay, I guess we both know it'll be the guys who go to a strip club in Morley. Needless to say, I'll be there on opening night, in a research capacity.
