Are you up to the test!?

Just planning a trip at the mo and have a little question for an airline, to try and not be a bother I went through their frequently asked questions. They were the best bit of reading I've done in a long time -

You want to know about the carry on rules applying to a wedding dress? You got it.
Worried about traveling with your surfboard? All the answers you seek are there.
Whats the policy on incinerated human remains? Don't worry, that's covered.
And to put everyones minds to rest 'Antlers or horns are accepted as checked baggage only'.

I love the madness which is the human race.

Just so you know, my question wasn't to be found. Can't have been asked frequently enough.